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Andrew Brewer's Preschool Sucks

sideshowstarlet wrote in bsc_snark Jun 04, 2013 13:11

I was rereading some of my favorite snarks when I had an epiphany: poor Andrew Brewer is not only the ONLY character who must live in the same house as Karen 24/7/365, but also, his preschool sucks. The kid just can't catch a break, can he? This is especially unfortunate as Andrew was always my favorite BSC character (possibly because I had a ( Read more... )

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Karen's School (14-20)

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Sep 25, 2012 09:22

So, Karen is an absolute HELLION in this book to the point where you wonder why the hell Ann thinks this is idealistic, perfectly fine behavior out of a human being. This book made me think Ann had written it as a sort of self-depreciation because even she secretly knows how much of a henious brat Karen can be. There's just no way she could be ( Read more... )

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Karen's School (7-13)

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Sep 22, 2012 11:31

All right everyone, get ready to feel sorry for the poor college student who had the misfortune of being assigned to a class with Karen Brewer in it as a student teacher. But Mr. Howard is an awesome teacher who absolutely refuses to assimilate to the Karen Borg. And he STAYS THAT WAY FOR THE ENTIRE BOOK!!!!

Of course, that means Mr. Howard is a ( Read more... )

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Karen's School (1-6)

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Sep 20, 2012 09:48

Been holding this snark inside me all night. This book is just...amazing. The whole thing reads like some big old sarcastic acknowledgement of how bratty, snotty, and misbehaved Karen really is while only PRETENDING the entire book is taking Karen's side. Because y'know, if you don't at least pretend, Karen will jump out of the book and punch you ( Read more... )

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Karen's Wedding (14-20)

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Sep 05, 2012 14:16

Okaaaay FINALLY. Let's get this shit over with so I can snark Karen's Campout while waiting for my September Karen books already. I must say, reading both this and the Junie B Jones wedding book (Junie B. Jones Is Almost A Flower Girl), I really liked Junie B's reaction to the whole flower girl conundrum better: stand up and grab the flower basket ( Read more... )

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Karen's Half-Birthday (Chapter 7-14)

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Jul 09, 2012 21:43

K guys here's part 2. Thanks for giving me your opinions on whether or not I should change the style of my snarks. I decided I'm going to do kinda half-and-half. Anyway, let's move on with Karen's Super Sweet 7 and a Half.

Holy shit I had no clue there was a "poor Andrew" tag. I'm going to be using that a lot in these snarks, I feel.

Oh btw there's ( Read more... )

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(Untitled)

glitterberrys wrote in bsc_snark Sep 03, 2011 10:05

I abandoned a snark I started ages ago (though I did complete a couple too! I'm not a total slacker in the snark deparment) because, well, it's embarrassing, but I lost the damn book! All my BSC books are in boxes somewhere except for the occasional one I pick up to fill a gap in the collection. Right now, I only have one book immediately ( Read more... )

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#24: Kristy and the Mother's Day Surprise

3_foot_6 wrote in bsc_snark Jul 07, 2011 17:32

Oh my god, I cannot believe I forgot how horrible this book is. I pulled it off the shelf, remembered what it was about, started thinking about it from an adult's perspective for the first time, and went "Wait...what in the deep-fried HELL?" There are horribly written books, which this one is not, and then there are books with a message that should ( Read more... )

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Little Sister #41 - Karen's School

hwkitty wrote in bsc_snark Aug 18, 2010 22:56

I own a lot of these books.
I'm not even sure why, I don't remember reading them.

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